philliptunalunatique:

feather-hawk:

‘tis the season

for D͡ A M͘ ͠N A̡ ̧T I̸ ̕O N

F ͟A͡ ̢L͏ ̕A ͜L A ͞L A҉ L ̴A̷ ͢L ̴A͡ ̨L̨ A ̕L̴ ̢ÁL̷̸̲̞̗͚̜͗ͮͨ̐ͥ͑͌͛͊̎̊͒̇͆ͯ̋ͥ͝͡A̴̛̞̩̟̒̏̂̎͑͛͋ͥͭ̑̓͗̇̔͘̕͡ͅAͮ̎ͥ͛ͣͬ͆͛̏͑͐҉̷͞͏͕̙͔̜̘̯̜̺̭ͅÂ̶̯̯̗̳̬̯̝͖̠̹͖͕̖̬̖͋̃ͨ̾̉̀ͯ̇̅̂̽ͫ̇ͫ̀͠ͅA͋̇̇̅͆ͣ̃ͣ͏̩̼̗̗̺̖͖̣̦͓̠̲̬͜A̶̧̙̘͙͚̞̼͍̟̝͍̜̠̗̻̦̗͕͆ͯ̐͑͐͊͊̿̏ͯ͛ͅA̧̩̺͚͍͙̳͇̹̼̙̪͙͚̠̬̞̤͎͋ͬ̔ͫͣ̿́

simsgonewrong:

we have a rising artist in the making

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.